Funny SMS

Girlriend: mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gulgula. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby. Boyfriend: mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt?
Saas: bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 patthar nahi nikal sakti. Bahu: Tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 patthar nahi chaba sakti kya.
Customer: raju ji lassi me makkhi hai. Raju: oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanni si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi.
Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko: pagalon ke saath reh kar main adha pagal ho gaya hoon. Wife: kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.
Raju: beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho ek bhi tilli nahi jal rahi. Son: kya baat karte ho papa sab ki sab check kar ke laya hoon.
Raju: mera kid bahut fast english bolta hai. Pappu: beta bolke dikha. Kid: english english english english english.
Boss: Driver ki job hai. Starting salary rs.2000 Theek hai? Raju: Gaddi start karne ki salary is o.k par Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai?
Girl friend: kya shaadi k baad bi tum mujhe itna pyar karoge? Boy friend: kyun nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bahut pasand hain.
Pappu sent sms to raju: bhejne-wala mahan, padhne-wala gadha. Raju got angry and replied: bhejne-wala gadha, padhne-wala mahan.
Biwi: Kal raat aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye. Husband:Sab galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost,1 bottle, aur woh 3 kambakht peete nahin
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