Funny SMS

Raju: maalik, ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta. Ramu: nahi maalik, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, main to samjhta hoon ji.
Raju to policeman: yeh har taraf kyon likha hai: gaadi dheere chalao. Policeman: kyunki, yahan door door tak koi hospital nahi hai.
American: hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Raju: kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.
Bhikhari: saahib ek rupaiya de do. Saahib: kal aana. Bhikhari: is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fase hue hain.
Raju ki wife inspecter se: mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye. Inspector: to behan kuchh or paka lo.
Raju: kal 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudail kabhi mere aage kabhi peechhe kabhi sath chal rahi thi Wife: kaun si movie? Raju: apni shaadi ki
Raju: mere dada ne 1857 ki jung mein dushman ki tangein kaat di thi. Dost: gardanein q nahi kati? Raju: wo pehle se hi kati hui thi.
Raju k 12 bachchon mein ek alag dikhta tha. Biwi marne wali thi to raju ne poochha: ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Biwi: sirf yehi aapka hai.
Raju: mere marne par samne waali family ko zaroor bulana. Pappu: kyun? Raju: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
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