Funny SMS

Laloo bada chalak hai Nau baccho ka bap hai Laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala he... ye andar ki baat hai isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair mard ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kyun, kyunki saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi
Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: Theek hai doc saab aapne Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bana di!
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle.. Santa: Don\'t worry darling, I\'m already married.
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Santa: Operation se mujhe kuch ho gaya to is doctor se shadi kar Lena. Jeeto: Aise kyo kehte ho? Santa: Dr se badla Lene ka yehi tareeka hai
Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.