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Raju ki wife inspecter se: Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye. Inspector: to behan kuch or paka lo.
American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Raju: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.
Raju to Policeman: Yeh har taraf kyon likha hai: Gaadi Dhire Chalao. Policeman: Kyonki, yahan door door tak koi hospital nahi hai.
Raju: Maalik, Ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta. Ramu: Nahi maalik, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, main to samjhta hoon ji.
Raju ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Pappu: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kyon di? Voh to car chahati thi na? Raju: Par main nakali Car kahan se le ke ata?
Pappu sent sms to Raju: Bhejne-wala mahan, padhne-wala gadha. Raju got angry and replied: Bhejne-wala gadha, padhne-wala mahan.
Girl Friend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Boy Friend: Kyon nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bahot pasand hain.
Raju: Mera kid bahut fast english bolta hai. Pappu: Beta bolke dikha. Kid: English English English English English.
Raju: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho, Sasura ek bhi tilli nahi jal rahi. Son: Kya baat karte ho papa sab ki sab check kar ke laya hoon.
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