SMS > One liners
Going to church doesn\'t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Children: You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk. Then the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Evening news is where they begin with \'Good evening\', and then proceed to tell you why it isn\'t.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If you think nobody cares if you\'re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.