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Raju: Yaar mujhe ek hatoda or keel chahiye, computer k liye. Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam? Raju: Oye yaar, mujhe computer me w
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Raju: Ha Ha Ha Ha. Police: Kyon hans rahe ho? Raju: Main to uthta hi subah 9 baje hoon.
Pati: Tumhe mere bina shopping ke liye jana kyon achchha nahi lagta. Patni: Achchha wachchha kuchh nahi, par saman uthakar kaun layega.
Judge: Tumne grahak ko paani me jehar milakar kyon diya. Mujrim: Sir, hotel me ghuste hi isne kaha tha ki aisa paani pilao jis se main thand
Teacher: Bachcho tumlog ekta se, miljul kar, pyaar se, saare kaam kiya karo. Sonu: Lekin sir, jab hum exam ke parche miljul kar karte hain t
English Teacher: bachcho hum kuchh english words ko chhota karke bhi bolte hain jaise- mummy ko mom, daddy ko dad. Sonu: To kyaa hum madam k
Angrej (Raju se): Yaar mere Desh mein saare gore hote hain, jabki tumhare yahan kuchh gore kuchh kaale kyon? Raju: Gadhe ek hi rang ke hote
Doctor: Aap kuchh dino ke mehman hain aapki jo bhi ichchha ho puri kar lein. Waise aapki ichchha kya hai? Marij: Main kisi dusre doctor ko d
Teacher: Main aapke bete ke baare mein ek baat to zaroor jaanta hoon. Father: Kya? Teacher: In numbers se yeh to pakka hai ki aapka beta che
Ladka bola: kash in hasino ke baap mar jaate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, ki