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Gabbar: ae murgi tune ek anda kyu diya, tujhe darr nahi lagta. Murgi: maalik dar lagta hai tabhi to ek diya hai warna main to murga hoon.
Jyotishi Raju ka hath dekh kar- Beta tum Bahut padoge. Raju: Saale Pad to main teen saal se raha hoon, yeh bata ki pass kab hunga.
Faqeer to Raju: Aap k padosi ne mujhe pet bhar kar khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi mujhe kuchh de dein.. Raju: Ye lo HAJMOLA.
Aadmi Apne Bachche Se Beta Sharab Mat Peena Warna Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahe Hain Tumhe 4 Nazar Ayengi. Bachcha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai.
Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh Main Jao Na Jao Par Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ...
Boy: chalte chalte yoonhi ruk jaata hoon main, baithe baithe yoonhi kho jata hoon main. kya yeh hi pyaar hai? Girl: nahi yeh kamzori hai.
Raju: is car ka kya naam hai? Pappu: Pata nahi, lekin S se start hoti hai. Pappu: Kamaal ki car hai, apni car to petrol se start hoti hai.
Raju ne Pappu se kaha- Sabse bada challenge kya hai? Pappu- Answer sheet ko khaali chhod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.
Raju: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya. Master: Very Good.. Kisme Aaya? Raju: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me Aaya.
Raju: Oye Yaar, Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Pappu: Kuchh Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta.