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My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.
On a woman\'s tombstone: I may have been a Miss, but I haven\'t missed much
New year vacation is time off to remind employees that the business can get along without them.
My secretary quit. She caught me kissing my wife.
If you mention how nice she looks, it\'s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it\'s male indifference.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don\'t have film.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
If everything seems to be going well then u have obviously overlooked something.
Y don\'t grasshoppers go 2 baseball games? Coz they prefer cricket.
After d divorce d girl won\'t live with mom-dad coz they beat her. She wants 2 live with d Indian cricket team coz they never beat nybdy!