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Raju: lalaji detol soap hai. Lalaji: hai.. Raju: to haath dhokar 2 kg cheeni de do.
Boy Friend: Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi? Girl Friend: Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi ... Par Tumhara Kia Hoga?.
Pappu- Tumhara Bhai Gora Aur Tum Kaale Kaise Ho? Raju- Kyo K.. Main Raat Ko Paida Hua Tha Aur Wo Subah Hua Tha.
Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho? Roohi: Teacher Ne Mara. Mom: Kyu? Roohi: Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya.
Raju ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye. Biwi boli jao bahar se kuchh le kar aao. Raju baahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.
Rakesh, Mukesh se: Tumhari sabse badi takat kya hai? Mukesh: Meri patni! Rakesh: Aur tumhari sabse badi kamjori? Mukesh: Dusaro ki patni.
Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha- No money, No fun, Your son. Pita ka jawab- So sad, very bad Your Dad.
Radha: 20 salon tak main aur mere pati kaafi khushi se reh rahe the. Geeta: Fir kya hua? Radha: Hamari Mulakaat.
TEACHER Raj, agar kabhi jungle me tumhare saamne sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge. RAJ Fir mujhe kya karna hai jo karega sher karega.
Raju: Pappu, tum apne aap ko kya samajhte ho? Maine bade badon ko paani pilaya hai. Pappu: Pehle kisi hotel mein kaam karte the kyaa.